Remember, I got more out of alcohol, than alcohol got out of me. [Whinston Churchill]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. [Frank Sinatra]

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. [Anonymous]

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. [David Daye]

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. [Henny Youngman]

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. [Anonymous]

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. [W. C. Fields]

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. [Frank Zappa]

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. [Humphrey Bogart]

Disse her øvelser vil sætte mig i stand til at øge mit spiritusforbrug med 2-300%. [W.C. Fields (om tennis)]

Det er en misforståelse, at man ikke kan more sig uden spiritus, men det er da heldigvis en misforståelse, der sjældent opstår. [Robert Storm Petersen]