Statesmen
I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
[Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)]
Forgive your enemies,
but never forget their names.
[John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)]
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Blunders
We don't like their sound,
and guitar music is on the way out.
[Decca Rec. Co. rejecting The Beatles, 1962]
640Kb ought to be enough
for anybody.
[Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981]
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Humor
Not only is God dead,
but just try to find a plumber on weekends.
[Woody Allen, 1935-]
There are no good girls gone wrong,
just bad girls found out.
[Mae West]
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